momjeaned:

storeboughtisfine:

what the hell am i looking at?


"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You, on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never, ever be on that billboard."

"2003 Dennis, okay, he was grade A prime beefcake. No one is disputing that. He was a stallion. But 2008 Dennis, he’s in decline. Take a look at Rex here. That is a body that just won’t quit. I bet if you pop his pants off, you’re going to find a bird that just won’t quit either. I think that’ll come in handy in this situation. I think the problem here is that your body quit, your bird quit, and unfortunately, it’s no longer legit."

momjeaned:

storeboughtisfine:

what the hell am i looking at?

"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You, on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never, ever be on that billboard."

"2003 Dennis, okay, he was grade A prime beefcake. No one is disputing that. He was a stallion. But 2008 Dennis, he’s in decline. Take a look at Rex here. That is a body that just won’t quit. I bet if you pop his pants off, you’re going to find a bird that just won’t quit either. I think that’ll come in handy in this situation. I think the problem here is that your body quit, your bird quit, and unfortunately, it’s no longer legit."

Gonna add this to my OkCupid profile.

Gonna add this to my OkCupid profile.

Do you read a book immediately after you get home from work? A new study says *some* of you do.

Do you pet your cat immediately after you eat breakfast? A new study says *some* of you do.

Do you kiss immediately after giving a rimjob? A new study says *some* of you do.

Do you read a book immediately after you get home from work? A new study says *some* of you do.

Do you pet your cat immediately after you eat breakfast? A new study says *some* of you do.

Do you kiss immediately after giving a rimjob? A new study says *some* of you do.

sucker punch right in the childhood feels

sucker punch right in the childhood feels

DRCRS