what the hell am i looking at?
"My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. You, on the other hand, well, you’re a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never, ever be on that billboard."
"2003 Dennis, okay, he was grade A prime beefcake. No one is disputing that. He was a stallion. But 2008 Dennis, he’s in decline. Take a look at Rex here. That is a body that just won’t quit. I bet if you pop his pants off, you’re going to find a bird that just won’t quit either. I think that’ll come in handy in this situation. I think the problem here is that your body quit, your bird quit, and unfortunately, it’s no longer legit."
Gonna add this to my OkCupid profile.
Do you read a book immediately after you get home from work? A new study says *some* of you do.
Do you pet your cat immediately after you eat breakfast? A new study says *some* of you do.
Do you kiss immediately after giving a rimjob? A new study says *some* of you do.
sucker punch right in the childhood feels